The Ramblings of my Teenage Years

Aug 27
Aug 27

Everybody who reblogs this by tomorrow (this ends August 27th) will get a short sentence in their inbox describing the mental image that I got when I saw their URL.


I’m bored and sick and I need something to do.

Aug 27



→ “I don’t sleep with everyone who’s better than Hitler!”


Aug 26




i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

Aug 26


I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

Aug 26


when people defend pop stars who lipsync with “but they’re dancing! it’s impossible to dance like that and sound good!”

i’m just like

have you ever seen a musical before? no lipsynching going on there and the actors are dancing for their lives while doing like 6 part harmonies and being near pitch perfect

you either have the talent to sing live or you don’t. end of story.  

Aug 26


hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

Aug 26


be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

Aug 26


The Hunger Games + text posts

Aug 26


If anyone ever tells you crying doesn’t solve anything just remember the salt and chemicals in ur tears can clear acne so moral of the story is crying can solve everything as long as you rub your tears all over your face